Little Known Facts about
Chuck Norris
1) The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
2) The boogey man checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris.
3) The leading brands of hand cleaners can kill 99.9% of germs on contact. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of the germs.
4) Chuck Norris speaks Braille.
5) Chuck Norris can count to infinity.
6) Chuck Norris manages stress by locating the source of the stress and round house kicking it.
7) Chuck Norris does not ask you for your opinion. He beats it out of you.
8) Chuck Norris guest-starred on Star Trek. His phaser had two settings: Maim and Kill.
9) Chuck Norris does not go Duck Hunting. He goes Duck Killing.
10) Chuck Norris went to Sesame St. The word of the day was "Pain".
11) Chuck Norris does not have a bank account. He tells the bank how much money he wants and they hand it to him.
12) Chuck Norris can unbake a cake.
13) Chuck Norris eats the little packets of silica gel.
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